Showing posts with label English. Show all posts
Showing posts with label English. Show all posts

Saturday, October 27

Memoir of Cat Part 1

For Intro to Creative Writing and Editing, our final project for the Creative Non-Fiction section is to write a memoir, personal essay, person essay, or place essay. I chose memoir as it is genre I enjoy and I already what topic I wanted to write about. There is nothing dearer to my heart than my pets, present and past. My major dream right now isn't working for the New York Times or writing a novel. It's owning two German Shepherds... or maybe a beagle.
Since I brought him into my life full-time, Sparta has been the being in my life that my day revolves around and his around me. I can't start the day properly without cleaning up cat vomit. I can't end the day without cuddling with him on the couch. So, I wrote a memoir about him and what pets have meant to me during my life. Here is part 1.

Piddy Paws and Sparta...when they still got along

[The Untitled Sparta Project]
"Shards of glass gleamed in the yellow light of my lamp. Glitter twinkled among the threads of dark carpet. Adrenaline pumped through my body waking me fully from my deep sleep as I stared at the mess and slowly came to the conclusion that nearly everything had been destroyed. Yellow eyes stared back at me across the mess with fear and curiosity. I realized I was in way over my head.
Sanibel
Growing up, pets were a central fix on my life. My mother, who deserved to be the wife of Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter, played wife, mother of two, and high school biology teacher when she was not imitating Irwin by wrestling our life-sized crocodile float for the backyard pool. Real life drove a stake between her and her dreams of rescuing wildlife and working with Siberian tigers. However, that did not stop her from passing on a love and respect for animals to me, her oldest daughter. I, too, became obsessed with every furry creature that passed my way, and together, we rescued several baby rabbits, raised monarch butterflies, and took in abandoned kittens. All of our own pets, except the reptiles and small mammals, were picked up off the street or adopted from the local shelter. It seemed as if we were always bringing in a new animal because, ironically, we were never able to keep them alive for whatever reason. Sandy the lizard froze to death, Nibbles the guinea pig just fell down dead, my first hamster was eaten by the cat, Nikki the cat had an aggressive streak that bordered psychotic making her unsafe, and Frisky the cat disappeared one frosty morning and was never seen again.
Turquoise
When Sparta entered my life, we had Candy the dog, Piddy Paws the cat, and Turquoise the turtle. Ma recently put down her long-haired, pink-nosed cat Luca who had taken the place of her one true love, Sanibel the white-haired cat of princes. Now, she had found a new replacement under a car at a gas station at two in the morning. His nose was light like a cougar’s, he had gigantic lemur-like golden eyes, and a strange brindle pattern over half his face and down his back.

Candy
            Sitting on the couch, I was watching TV as usual. My sister Abbey always went to bed late, which meant that I got the TV in the morning since she’d sleep until at least noon on the weekends and in the summer. That morning, Abbey emerged from her room earlier than usual. It took two glances before I noticed the bright-eyed kitten sitting in her arms.
            “Look, Alexa!” she squeaked, cuddling the kitten as Candy tried furiously to get at what was in her arms. The kitten was completely unfazed by the short dog and kept his eyes on me. Immediately, I reached for it; furry animals were like a magnet for me.
Nutmeg
            After the usual whining and crying, Ma relented that we could keep the new kitten much to Piddy Paws’ annoyance and Candy’s excitement. It took quite some time to come up with a name, but after watching a YouTube video about a crazy, exuberant cat, we settled on the name of Sparta, or Spartacus when he had done something wrong.
            After adjusting to his new home, we realized that Sparta was unlike the usual cat. Aside from his strange but beautiful coat of miniscule stripes on his head, leopard rosettes down his back, and a ringed tail, Sparta had several characteristics of a friendly dog. YouTube overflows with videos of cats that attack, spit, and hiss at their poor owners who only want to reach out and stroke them. Sparta never attacked out of viciousness no matter what oddball position he found himself in among our arms. At the shake of a feather toy, Sparta back flipped and leaped into the air with ease and agility. He even played fetch for small furry mice toys, bounding after them and prancing back with the toy in his mouth. Occasionally, a strange gleam would enter his large eyes, and he’d streak down the various hallways with gusto and craziness.
            Then, I never knew how much of a part Sparta would play in my life. I already had a cat with Piddy Paws. Piddy was a stray I picked out of a litter at the local animal shelter as a replacement to yet another cat we could not keep alive to old age. Piddy Paws, a fat regular cat, was my whole world all through middle school and high school, and when I went to college and lived in a residence hall for a year, it was Piddy Paws I cried over incessantly, longing to return to my friend. In my sophomore year, I was allowed to have a pet in my new apartment. Piddy Paws was the cat I wanted, but Piddy Paws was also the cat that refused to use the litter box and peed on random objects. The smell of cat pee is a nose-cringing, breath-holding monstrosity that cannot be removed. To take Piddy to my new apartment would be a one-way ticket to eviction, but I had to have a pet with me. I also felt it was unfair for my mom to solely care for my cat and turtle, so I decided to pull Sparta out of her home and into mine instead of picking out a new friend from the animal shelter..." 
Piddy Paws

Friday, October 12

Place

This is an exercise I did for Introduction to Creative Writing and Editing class. We're talking about nonfiction writing currently. For our final project, I've chosen to write a memoir.

Too many text messages. Too many phone calls. Too much yelling, bustling, hustling, screaming, arguing, fighting, running, dashing, working, typing, writing, delivering, creating, caring! I just want it all to end. I pull into my driveway, and there is my beautiful home with its overgrown grass and thick weeds because the landlord keeps forgetting to weedeat. There's one of the little hummingbirds whizzing high up into the thick branches of a tree to hide as I walk down the unstable row of stepping stones to the front door. I twist my Hawaiian-decorated key in the lock then step through door with a sigh of relief. Here, I can unravel. Here, I can't run into anyone I know or be forced to have a conversation or say thank you, and I can ignore the dirty dishes and the floor that needs to be swept and the toilet that needs to be cleaned if I want to. Sparta comes prancing out of nowhere and instantly starts meowing for attention. His devotion and love is unconditional no matter how many times I've given him a bath or scalded his skin with flea medication or accidentally bopped him on the nose with whatever it is I'm holding at the time. I peel off my high heeled shoes, unzip my slacks, throw off my shirt and head to the bathroom. My dinosaur-shaped toothbrush holder smiles at me as I rub all the make-up off my face and recognize myself again in the mirror. Then, I head to my bedroom on the other side of the house. All the while, Sparta is trotting along beside me. I pull on one of Stuart's shirts because they're so comfy and my UNCG sweatpants before collapsing on the big leather sofa in front of the TV. I turn on the TV. I turn on the Wii. Then, I get ready for some much needed NetFlix therapy. Yes, it's good to be home.

Tuesday, September 18

A Platypus and a Can Opener

I had to write a poem about a platypus and a can opener for Intro to Creative Writing and Editing class. Afterwards, everyone in the class voted for their favorite poem!! I'm excited to say that mine actually won!!! WOHOO!!! I received a book of poetry as my prize!

A platypus and a can opener are the awkward designs
of God's nightmares.
Their beaks shine like the glint of a wedding band
catching the sunlight.
They hum and purr as they rip open food like a cat
rolling in the throes of cat nip delight.
Splashing in the water, they emerge dripping like a leaky faucet
drip, drop, splash, splish!
Then, at night, they go into the mouths of their dark caverns
yawning like the larger fish waiting for the small one to make a mistake.
Inside, they settle, nesting, resting, still
until the work of tomorrow's new day begins.

Thursday, February 23

Fall 2012

I have registered for my Fall 2012 classes, and I am very excited about them! My adviser is an absolute genius and figured out a way to substitute a UNCG credit for a required credit that I would have had to suffer through here at Western. I'm very excited that I don't have to sit through Research, Literary Criticism, and British Literature... AGAIN! It was agony the first time.
So for all you English majors friends on Facebook and to anyone else wanting to know... here are the classes I will be taking starting this August to December:

Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays:
  1. Introduction to Creative Writing and Editing, 11:15-12:05
  2. Spanish 102, 12:20-1:10
Tuesdays and Thursdays:
  1. Formalism and American Literature, 9:30-10:45
  2. Mathematical Concepts, 11:00-12:15
  3. Film Genres, 12:30-1:45
I am not looking forward to Spanish and I'm not looking forward to over an hour of math, but it's got to be done sometime. I had to plan out the rest of my college semesters thanks to an assignment in English 200, and I do believe that with a little luck I will graduate in December 2013!
Sunrise, January

Tuesday, November 15

42. The Buddha of Suburbia

Book 42: The Buddha of Suburbia by Hanif Kureishi (B)

I read this book for my English 348 class. I was surprised by the choice, but as I continued to read... the choice became perfectly clear. My professor is in love with the idea of "national identity." It is a passion of his that he expressed to me when I interviewed him for a features article in The Carolinian. He also seems to have an interest and loves to debate about the interpretation of sex in literature. Several poems and as the novels continue through the semester, sex has become quite prominent. The Buddha of Suburbia is no exception.
At first, I was not a fan of the novel. A half Indian, half British teen is growing up in the suburbs of England with his bizarre father who is carrying on an affair behind the back of the miserable, pathetic mother. Karim, the teen, tries to find out who he is in a country that sees him as black and treats him like a foreigner. He's complicated, strange, and messed up from his kinky sexuality and his Indian father leaving his British mother for a very commercial, flamboyant woman named Eva. His parents' relationship and their fall-out is complicated and ugly. One of my favorite moments in the text comes from a visit to the upper class aunt and uncle's house.
"Once I remember Mum looking reproachfully at Dad, as if to say: What husband are you to give me so little when the other men, the Alans and Barrys and Peters and Roys, provide cars, houses, holidays, central heating and jewellery? They can at least put up shelves or fix the fence. What can you do" (29)?
Karim continues to wonder about the differences between what Eva calls "interesting" and "ugly people" later in the text after his parents split.
"When Eva had gone and I lay for the first time in the same house as Charlie and Eva and my father, I thought about the difference between interesting people and the nice people. And how they can't always be identical. The interesting people you wanted to be with - their minds were unusual, you saw things freshly with them and all was not deadness and repetition... Then there were the nice people who weren't interesting, and you didn't want to know what they thought of anything. Like Mum, they were good and meek and deserved more love. But it was the interesting ones, like Eva with her hard, taking edge, who ended up with everything, and in bed with my father" (93).
 The novel is very adult and debates the idea of how to identify with who you are based on other people's interpretation of you.
I'd recommend it for people who are more interested in reading about deep characters than they are a storyline or an interesting, exciting plot. Nothing really much happens in the novel, but the characters are deep like something of Michael Cummingham's.
Works Cited:
Kureishi, Hanif. The Buddha of Suburbia. NewYork: 
The Penguin Group, 1990. Print.

Thursday, November 10

Spring Semester Schedule

Here is my schedule of classes at Western Carolina University come January. I just added my final class today... I'm finally going to take out that Math liberal arts requirement! I have been putting that monster off for two and a half years!
Monday:
  1. English 394: Film Adaptation from 11:15-12:05
  2. English 350: The Renaissance from 12:20-1:00
  3. English 242: Cultural Studies of Nonwestern World Literature
Tuesday: 
  1. English 200: Intro to the English Major (yeah, what...?!?!) from 9:30-10:45
  2. English 303: Intro to Professional Writing from 11:00-12:15
  3. Math 170: Applied Statistics from 12:30-? 
Wednesday:
  1.  Same as Monday
Thursday:
  1. English 303: Intro to Professional Writing from 11:00-12:15
  2. Math 170: Applied Statistics from 12:30-?
Friday:
  1. Same as Monday and Wednesday
It's going to be an English semester, that's for sure!!

Thursday, September 22

TR

I always hate Tuesday/Thursday classes. They're half an hour longer and I never seem to take anything interesting on these days.
At 9:30 a.m., I have the most horrible and excruciating course I've ever taken. It's a Writing Intensive class called Critical Approaches to the Study of Literature. It is the keystone class that English majors are forced to take. No one likes it, everyone complains about it, and it's that one class that makes or breaks an English major. If you can't handle it, get out of the department!!
What makes it worse is the professor I got. She's a dot of a woman with scary teeth and Harry Potter-like glasses. And after nearly ever sentence, she cackles!!! She says something clearly not humorous and cackles at herself. She goes off topic, is unclear in her teaching, doesn't know how to operate simple technology, and is making this class impossible to pass. Obviously, my feelings toward her are of great dislike.

At 3:35 p.m., I have Internet and Society, a class to give me hours for my financial aid requirement. It is taught by a small Chinese woman who speaks incredibly good English but with a heavy accent. She's so incredibly adorable, but her class is slow and just one PowerPoint slide after another. The interesting aspect of this class comes from my sarcastic and rambunctious classmates. They keep the class moving as we guess what word our professor is trying to pronounce and asking abstract questions about the Internet. Our final project is making an online blog. Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to use this blog. I must make a new one and report on my research for the paper we are working on. We have to pick a country and describe how that country uses the Internet. I wanted Egypt for obvious reasons, but had to pick Ireland instead. The Irish aren't very plugged in so I plan to focus on how Irish citizens aren't online in this day and age. I'm not sure yet how to turn that into a blog, but we'll see.
My Tuesdays and Thursdays are days I suffer through. Thankfully, it's only twice a week! I look to my Mondays and Wednesdays when I got to Brit Lit and Friday when the week is done!!!
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