Showing posts with label Greensboro. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Greensboro. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 30

Memoir of a Cat Part 2


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"It was the first night, and Sparta was still nervous and aloof. He missed his companion and his home. He had not yet grown accustomed to my roommates who immediately pounced on him because of his cute face and soft coat. It was the dead of night, but my sub consciousness had been waiting for a sound like the ear-splitting crash that suddenly erupted. Still immersed in darkness, I knew it could mean only one thing: Sparta had knocked over the unstable shelving unit that held my entire collection of snow globes. I flicked on the lights and found glitter, glass, and water all over the ugly carpet of my room. Sparta stood flat against the opposite wall looking scared and not in the least bit sorry. The thought dawned on me that I was in over my head and had never truly been a pet owner before. Was it always going to be like this? With tears in my eyes, my heart ached to have Piddy Paws there and not the Destroyer of Snow Globes as I picked up the large pieces of glass and soaked up the water. Vacuuming the glitter waited until morning.
The dead snow globes
            The next morning, I nearly started packing up Sparta’s belongings to drive him back to my mother’s house. It was not going to work out, I could see that now. He was too rambunctious, and I was feeling guilty for taking him away from his home in the first place. Yet, something stopped me as I watched him sleeping in my beanbag chair. Looking back, if I had taken him home, it would have been the worse decision I would have made.
            Due to the curiosity in his friend’s roommate’s cat, I met my boyfriend Stuart, who increasingly came over to our apartment to play with Sparta. We fell for each other and started dating, thanks to Sparta. Then three months later, Stuart graduated from Western Carolina University and moved to his hometown of Raleigh. We began a painful, lonely one-year long distance relationship. My constant companion and bright star through the entire year was Sparta. He kept me entertained, forced me to get out of bed in the morning, and gave me a living thing to hold at night. Even he knew what it meant when Stuart left, patrolling the apartment and meowing loudly as if looking for him.
Sparta fell in love with Stuart!
            During that time, I also hurt Sparta deeply. In desperation to constantly see Stuart, I often traveled to Raleigh, a five-hour trip from Cullowhee. Because of my few friends and scatter-brained roommates who would most likely kill a fish in a day, I usually dragged Sparta with me. For five hours, Sparta whined and cried down I-40 or settled in my lap between my stomach and the steering wheel wondering when he would never set his foot down on solid ground again. Two nights later, we made the same trip back to Cullowhee with me sobbing at least half an hour of the way after saying good bye to Stuart with Sparta’s pitiful whines in the background.

             After a semester of that, I transferred to UNC-Greensboro to be closer to Stuart. Sparta moved into my new home where there was another male cat and a Labrador retriever. The male cat, Mac, refused to let Sparta out his grasp. Constantly, Mac mounted Sparta and pinned him by biting his neck in his small jaws. It took only a week or two for me to break down in tears over the stress and misery Sparta experienced. I handed him over to Stuart one hour away in Raleigh, heartbroken, promising to bring him back after Mac was neutered. Even then, Mac still abused and tormented my cat. For the rest of the semester, Stuart cared for Sparta, and I spiraled into a deep and deadly bout of depression as I pined away for the cat that had never meant much to me back when Piddy Paws and I were growing up together. Now, I committed so many fouls against my beautiful pet whose personality had started to alter because of the stress of it all."
To be continued...

Tuesday, October 4

A Conversation with Mac the Cat

Mac, why do you pee on the floor? Just why?! No one else pees on the floor. Not the kitchen floor, not the living room floor, not my floor, not in front of every door we have in this house!! And why do you always aim for the air vents??? I think you secretly know that if you pee in the air vent your scent will be filtered through the whole house. It's really quite remarkable your crafty intelligence.
"I may look cute and cuddly, but inside... GRANITE!!" - Cats & Dogs
Fleetwood doesn't pee on the floor. Sparta... he's a cat too, you know... doesn't pee on the floor!! He pees in a box like you're supposed to! Every day, he uses his litter box how ever much he wants to and no one gets mad. He doesn't get shouted at. He doesn't get scolded. He lives a very relaxed life as a very well-behaved cat. Don't you want that type of life too? You could even argue that Fleetwood pees in a box considering the backyard is boxy. He doesn't get yelled at. He is treated like king... mostly because he's a dog. But not just any dog! He's a good dog. A very good dog that pees in a box. Nutmeg pees in a box for crying out loud!!!!! In the same box she sleeps in!! You don't have to sleep in your litter box. You don't have to go inside except to use the bathroom!!! SO USE IT!! 
I find you to be a frustrating cat. You're freaking cute, but it's difficult to like something that pees on the floor. Do you know that your pee stinks? Like STINK stinks! Not just stinks! STINK stinks!! There's a big difference. Sparta's pee stinks because it's in an enclosed box and you can occasionally get a sniff of it. No, your pee is circulating through the ventilation system of my house! Your pee STINK stinks!!!
Mac stealing Sparta's Kitty Kube
I just thought I should let you know about this. I wanted to warn you that your balls will be cut off... ASAP! It's time, dear boy! You've crossed the line of leaving your litter box behind to be cool and use whatever scrap of floor you can find. Well, now it's war and you're going to vet, let there be no doubt that!! It's time for the birds and the bees talk, sir. Bees sting and you'll never catch a bird. I'm sorry but it's true. Also, there aren't any females in this house... not any females for you anyway, and while Sparta may take it like a girl, I don't want to watch or clean up afterwards. If I wanted to see some action like that, I'd watch real cats do it on Animal Planet. But on my bed... it's sick!!!
Stalking the hamster
So you're heading to the vet, sir! Enough is enough and the time has come for you to lose your manhood. Crossing your legs isn't going to solve anything. Have a good time and send us a postcard. I'll be scrubbing the house with vinegar and spraying every inch with Febreeze. By the time you get back, it'll smell like you've never been here before! And that's the way it'll stay! Bon voyage!

Wednesday, August 24

MWF

My junior year in college has started... but this time in Greensboro, NC at UNCG - home of the Spartans. After two years at Western Carolina University, I couldn't take the sight of mountains any longer! They made me sick! So in an effort to find a better English department that suited my career needs, find a college in an actual city, and to rejoin forces with my two friends from high school, I transferred schools and changed degrees. It's been quite interesting since... as my life always is. There's never a day that's "drama free," it seems.
On Mondays and Wednesdays, I have three classes and on Friday, I have two. At 9:05, I have American Authors: Colonial to Romantic. This class is... eh! It's one of those courses that can be selected for a certain type of English class major requirement. It just so happened that this was the only one available for this semester. It's pretty dry but the teacher tries to keep it jumping along. We'll see how long her enthusiasm lasts... it was only day two today! She reminds me of the character Virginia Chambers from The Bucket List film. A black woman who is kind but can get an attitude if she needs it. She's a thin bird of a woman with a passion for literature that is downright scary! She also has a niece named "Alexa," which I found amusing.
My 10:00 class is in the Ferguson building, a building with a large shaded walkway linking it to another academic building. Thankfully, it's close enough to the Bryan building where my first class meets so that I don't have to sprint across campus, just speed walk. In Ferguson is where I have my Medieval Legacy history class. It's the biggest class size I've ever been a part of. There are at least or just over 100 students and one professor to give us massive lectures on a projector screen. Then on Fridays, we meet an hour later in groups of 25 with our teaching assistants for small discussions. I haven't made it to a small discussion yet so I'm skeptical about that but I'm hoping this professor starts picking up the pace. Seriously, a lecture on "What is History" in a 200 level course?? Dude, let's move along!
Bet you didn't know that!
My last class is at 3:35, which is the perfect time for a lunch break at the house and the exact time for the sun to reach the perfect temperature to make the air completely still and create unbearable heat! That class is one that so far I'm enjoying. It's British Contemporary Literature and Culture. And get this... the teacher is actually British!! SCORE!!!!! He's like a 35-year-old Daniel Radcliffe. And he just stands in front of the class and discusses what we've read in an interesting but simple way that I'm fascinated! We're currently reading Nineteen Eighty-Four by Orson Wells, which was one of those classics I had always meant to read. And, it's actually good! Really good!! Oh yes, Brit Lit is a win!!
I was supposed to have another class on Wednesday evenings, but I dropped it yesterday because:
a. I don't need the credit hours
b. I don't need the course to fulfill any degree requirements
c. I really didn't want to sit in a class for TWO HOURS every Wednesday!!
So yes... goodbye Cultural Geography! It was nice to have never met you.

Saturday, August 13

At last 200

I think it's appropriate that my 200th post is to be about moving into my new home in Greensboro, NC.

The move has been stressful one. Money's short with all the housing and pet deposits and buying groceries, but it'll even itself back out eventually. Working at Subway...bleh! My first day was horrible because the bosses can be pretty nasty. They're immigrants and don't understand all of the American social structures yet, including how to talk to people constructively. I came home sobbing. There's also the major fact that Stuart and I have started our long distance relationship again. It's been hard on both of us, especially me with not much to do throughout the day while he's constantly busy now with two jobs. I hate that we're back in this situation with no end in sight as he continues to work in Raleigh and I continue my college career.
Thankfully, the house is everything I had hoped for and more! We've only had a few minor glitches with the house itself, including an infestation of ants. They're not so bad though. It's great living with Joe and Anna. We get along real well. It's like we were never apart for those two years. It's like high school but without all of the drama of anyone else. We've settled into adult living quite well and have had few issues with each other. I feel much more at ease than I ever did at my Cullowhee apartment. Not knowing Kayla or CC before, it always felt forced for the most part. Like I was obligated to have conversations with them sometimes if we were in the same room. CC was better about keeping a relaxed atmosphere about the place, but once he left after graduation, there was such a tension in the apartment. Stuart's absence didn't help. I was always worried, tense, and stressed beyond my limit.
Anna and Fleetwood
Now in Greensboro, even with Stuart gone, living is easier. I feel like I don't have to watch out for my stuff because it's in good hands. I don't feel like I have to guard the house either because there aren't any ex boyfriends stalking around and now there's a rather large chocolate Labrador retriever guarding the place. He's not the best guard dog to be sure, but it's better than nothing.
The cats, Sparta and Mac, have finally settled in... I hope. Mac hasn't been neutered yet so there's a bit of twisted "love" going on now that they're not literally at each other's throats. There's already been some blood, including mine. I hope that either soon Mac will get to the vet or he'll calm down from chasing his newfound love interest around the house and just give Sparta some peace. I lock Sparta up in my room at night just so he can get a break from Mac's relentless persistence to hump him. It's quite disturbing and I worry for my cat's state of mind.
Sparta's handiwork
Overall, the move was stressful for everyone, but I think as things are settling in it's only going to get easier. Sure, there will be some temper flares in the future, but I imagine it ending well as Joe, Anna, and my personalities have always meshed well together. I wouldn't be living with them if I knew it was going to be precarious living situation based on how we interacted with each other in high school. We're different now, of course, but I think we're better people. We've gained a lot in the past two years going to college. We're not ignorant high school seniors anymore...!
Sparta settling in