Showing posts with label books. Show all posts
Showing posts with label books. Show all posts

Sunday, October 14

Where I'm From

It started with a drop of McCoy blood,
That long ago infamous feud,
Now filmed for television in order that
My kin be laughed at and discussed
(Not that they weren't before)
And here I am, my sisters and I, seventh generation.

From three months of Sunshine, too much,
North Carolina was the right fit for us.
A little town - Mt. Hollywood, we called her.
We kids believed to be made for bigger lives.
And so they dreamed, and I wrote -
A sign of boredom at first
Now, a career choice I look forward to regretting.

From childhood, growing up like a stubborn, endless weed
Reciting Dr. Seuss before learning how to read,
From animals of both me and those as pets
Me as a cheetah, horse, wolf, growling dog,
Breathing animals: cats, dogs, fish, frozen lizard,
Oh, the green snake, hermit crab, hamsters galore,
Baby birds, week-long guinea pig, and the turtle that refuses death.

From books to falling for film
Moonstruck, Moulin Rouge, Adventureland, The Lion King
Oh, longing to do that!
Met by my mother's harsh tongue and quick sting
Still, I dreamed on a bed by the window
Where the trees' leaves fell over and over again
Until cut down, I tearfully plotted revenge.

From running barefoot on the splintered deck
Round the pool, both swimming hole and frog love boat
Never tanning, always burning my white Welsh skin
Resisting school for summer's play or tuning out to write the day away
In a world that only made sense in my head
Until college showed up and brought me here instead. 

Saturday, October 13

The Must List, October 13

1. Harry Potter Memes
Memes are great, and some of my favorites make fun of Harry Potter! There's nothing more hilarious than a snarky Voldemort!
2. Blood Feud: The Hatfields & The McCoys: The Epic Story of Murder & Vengeance by Lisa Alther
There's no better way to learn about your family than picking up the latest nonfiction novel with a gruesome title about them! Yes, I'm a McCoy, and I love startling people with that information. This novel paints a very realistic tale about the feud, both the how it started and why it kicked back up after some years of silence. The mini series is also fantastic but not as accurate. I wanted to know what really happened, so I picked up this book.
3.  "Moonlight" TV series
Unfortunately, this show was canceled right on the brink of vampire mania. It was just after this show that the Twilight book series became popular and shows like "The Vampire Diaries" and "True Blood" made it big! Alex O'Loughlin plays Mick St. John, a vampire private eye. His best friend Josef (Jason Dohring) is the multi-millionaire type that never really admits what he does and provides witty humor. Beth is Mick's love interest, a human who he rescued from his psycho ex-vampire-wife who kidnapped her. While Mick and Beth solve temporary mysteries throughout the show, the main storyline revolves around whether Mick's ex is still alive and if she's found a cure for vampirism. Best episodes: "Sleeping Beauty" and "Fated to Pretend."
4. "It's Been a Long, Long Time" by Kitty Kallen
I can be a sucker for 40s and bandstand music. One of my favorite playlist to have going during dinner is one composed of different 40s and 50s favorites. I found this song that way. Take a listen!
5. Cat videos on YouTube
Wow, Stuart and I really got sucked into this. Watch: Luna falls in bathtub, Cat regrets entering bath, Elaine burrows in snow, and Rascal the Cat and the Toilet Rat!!! HILARIOUS!
6. Homemade Lemonade!!
3 cups of cold water
1 cup of lemon juice
3/4 cups of sugar
Stir until the sugar is dissolved! Drink!

Sunday, September 30

The Must List, Novels

Read up, bloggers and other people! These are the 6 Must Read books, you know, in my opinion. And, they're in no particular order.

1. Fall of Giants by Ken Follet
Ken Follet wins again in his first book of the Century Trilogy. On the brink of World War I, the reader follows the adventures of several different families from around the world, including two brothers in Russia, a miner family in Wales, and an American diplomat. The second book just came out, and I cannot wait to get my hands on it. Don't be put off by the sheer volume and massiveness of the book!! It's worth the time.
2. The Time Traveler's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger
Henry DeTamble can time travel, and this makes dating difficult. But, Clare Abshire loves him enough to fight through the worrying about when he's ever coming back and the trials of marrying a time traveler. Their love is pure and beautiful with raw fights and precious moments. It is a book that will make you fall in love with marriage and babies and love itself. This book got me through some rough moments when Stuart and I were in a long distance relationship.
3. The Help by Kathryn Stockett
READ THIS BOOK... and then ask yourself: Why is a white woman writing from the perspective of a black woman? What gives her the right to do this? Why do the black women talk in Southern slang but the white women do not? Is this book - which fights racism and celebrates equality among its characters - really a racist novel after all???
4. The Cider House Rules by John Irving
Leave it to Irving to take you away to a place involving Maine, sexual disease, and the questioning of one's morals and own usefulness. I just love the narrative of this novel, the beautiful thought process of Dr. Wilbur Larch, who I read in the voice of Michael Caine since he played the movie character in the film adaptation. Just watch the first five seconds of the trailer, and you can see the amazingness of the casting for this film and how beautiful Caine's voice is. It makes reading the novel 50 times better!! Meh, not so much with Tobey MacGuire.
5. Three Weeks with my Brother by Nicholas and Micah Sparks
This is Nicholas Sparks' first memoir, and I prefer it over all his fiction writing! Nicholas and his older brother Micah go on a once-in-a-lifetime trip around the world, seeing  places like Easter Island and Ayers Rock in Australia. In between the recounting of the adventure - JARS AND BOWLS - Nicholas recounts their childhood with their sister and parents. You will laugh hysterically like never before, and you will weep from a breaking heart over this real life tale. My favorite moment is when Nicholas teaches his son to speak for the first time after years of silence and letting his wife hear her son say "I love for you" for the first time. Even if you've never enjoyed The Notebook or still haven't forgiven him for writing a film with a part specifically for Miley Cyrus (The Last Song), you still need to read this memoir.
6. Wicked by Gregory Macguire
I still haven't had the opportunity to see the musical, but this is a wonderful book. It is full of magic, mischief, love, Oz politics, and all around fun. Follow the life of the Wicked Witch of the West in her time in the green land of Oz - why is she green, what's really going on with The Wizard, when did she become wicked, what's Glenda problem, and why aren't the animals talking anymore? With its green-rimmed pages and small illustrations, you won't put it down!

Saturday, August 25

The Must List, August 25

Read, watch, chew, post pictures!! 

1. The Hands of Isis by Jo Graham
What a wonderful novel about the beautiful, passionate, and tragic tale of Queen Cleopatra. Told by one of the handmaidens, The Hands of Isis is seeped in detail, romance, beauty, and breathtaking wonders of the ancient world. Cleopatra's tragic love affairs are told with brutal honesty and Charmain's own love story turns out for the best in a way completely unexpected. I am now a huge Jo Graham fan.
2. TwitPic
I'm into Twitter again, and I've started regularly posting my pictures via TwitPic. This is a spin-off of the Twitter social networking website that allows users to post their pictures with the same privacy rights as Twitter. I'm not an Instagram person... I don't have the app. And, I've never liked the layout of Photobucket. So, TwitPic is my go-to for posting pictures on Twitter. It has my Twitter name on there so my accounts are linked perfectly together. All of my photos show up in a feed or I can switch the view to "gallery" to see them laid out side-by-side. If you click "Home," you can see what everyone else is taking pictures of.
3. "White Collar" television series
This is my new favorite show (now that I'm saving the last few episodes of "Lost" because I don't want it to end). Neil Caffery, played by the beautiful, blue-eyed actor Matt Bomer, is a suave, charming con artist whose list of crimes extends to bond forgery, art thief, and art forgery. Caught by FBI agent Peter Burke, he strikes a deal with Peter to wear a tracking anklet and help the FBI in white collar cases for the remainder of his prison sentence. This is after he broke out of jail, of course, and went searching his true love, Kate. Kate, however, had other plans and seems to be manipulated and cornered by a different FBI agent. While solving crimes with Peter, Neil secretly tries to find out what has happened to Kate. The show is clean, low of cuss words, and is quite funny.
4.  We Bought a Zoo DVD
Who wouldn't want to buy a zoo? Seriously!!? Who wouldn't want to grow up in a zoo? Matt Damon plays a widow raising a son and young daughter, and he decides to uproot his family to a new home in order to start afresh. He happens to buy a house that comes with a zoo - lions, tigers, porcupines, peacocks... yes, they have them all! Damon's character then realizes afterwards that the zoo is in a severe state of disrepair and must fix up the place in order to reopen it for the sake of the animals and his oddball staff. Can he do it in time before the official inspection... will his son ever forgive him... will he fall in love with the boyish, no make-up-wearing Scarlett Johansson... does he even have enough money????
5. "Chewtublar" hamster toy
This thing is groovy, man! A giant tube for your hamster to chew on, PLUS it has non-toxic, brightly-colored bedding inside that your little friend can bury in or take out and put whenever he/she wants. It is a great toy for their teeth, and it provides comfort and warmth. My hamster Nutmeg instantly took to it.
6. Nerds plush toy
Yes, you can eat the candy all day long, but have you ever hugged a Nerd candy before? I'm not talking about the pillows shaped like the candy boxes and bars. I'm talking about the little cartoon caricature of a Nerd candy drawn on the box. Yes, they exist!! And yes, Stuart worked long and hard to find one for me after I told him that getting one for me for Christmas would mean I would love him forever. And he did. He went to several different websites, tracking the toy from one link to another until finally he found and bought me a Willy Wonka Nerd plush... without the backpack clip-on!!! Best Christmas present EVER!

Sunday, July 22

The Must List, July 22

 This week's Must List will take you out to eat, to your nearest book store, shopping at iTunes, and relaxing with sweet music.

1. "Spotlight (Oh Nostalgia) by Patrick Stump
I cannot get enough of this song! Yesterday, I posted the music video, and since then I've downloaded the song from iTunes for only .99 cents and have been listening to it like crazy! I love it!!
2. Sunday breakfast at Hooper's
Hooper's is the replacement restaurant for Flat Iron... which basically means it took a different name in order to get more business. Stuart swears it's the exact same menu. Papa's Pizza tried the same thing, poor dears, and became Mike's. They're now closed. They barely lasted two months. Thankfully for us, Hooper's is open and has the most amazing sausage patties and the fluffiest pancakes known to man!! A trip to Sylva is in order just to try their amazing pancakes. Watch out though. Hooper's knows how amazing their food is, so prices are a bit high!!
3. Goodreads
Goodreads is a website dedicated to books and book lovers. You can rate, write reviews, talk about books you own, connect with your Facebook and Twitter, participate in giveaways, take quizzes, add friends to see what they're reading... If you love books, this is the place to be! This morning alone, I updated my progress in Ghost Dogs of the South and participated in giveaway contests.
4. Ghost Dogs of the South by Randy Russell and Janet Barnett
What an amazing book rich with stories of detail, true puppy love, and history!! Pick up this book today and never put it down! You will fall in love with each amazing tale of a dog that loved its owner so much that it either returned from the grave or protected him or her from the evil of the afterlife!! There was even a story about why cats and dogs hate each other that was set in a town just a few miles from us!!
5. 1940's playlist
Build yourself a playlist of music from the 1940's. It's relaxing music. It's dinner music. It's dancing music! It's sitting on the couch on a Sunday blogging on your laptop music!! Be sure to include:
  • "It Had to be You" by Dick Haymes and Helen Forrest
  • "As Time Goes By"
  • "Autumn Leaves" by Nat King Cole
  • "Come Fly with Me" by Frank Sinatra
  • "Moonlight Serenade" 
6. Adam Lambert's Trespassing album
There are only a few songs I can't get into on this album. The rest are Adam Lambert GENIUS!! "Pop That Lock," "Cuckoo," and "Kickin' In" are fun, booty-grooving songs. "Underneath" is raw beauty and truth exposed through song. "Never Close Our Eyes" and "Better Than I Know Myself" have already become huge pop favorites! "Outlaws of Love" is the last track that will leave you wanting more... so you better buy the extended version!

Wednesday, February 8

Movie Minute: Persepolis

This week in Film Adaptation, we are studying Persepolis. We've finished the novel and are now comparing the novel to the French film adaptation. This is the BEST scene in the entire movie!!
Marjane, the main character, returns from exile in Austria to her home in Iran. Upon her return, she feels left out and lost. Before, she was an Iranian in the West. Now, she feels like a Westerner in Iran. In this scene, Marjane decides to kick depression in the butt in the classic Rocky way - by singing "Eye of the Tiger!"

Tuesday, December 20

53. Lisa, Bright and Dark

Book 53: Lisa, Bright and Dark by John Neufeld (C+)

This novel was difficult to digest. First, it was shrouded in mystery until the very end. You have no idea what is going on with title character Lisa. The narrator Betsy is the only character that establishes a strong imprint on the reader of who she is, why you should read the story, and what type of person she might be in real life. The rest of the characters are brushed over, uninteresting, and simple. Second, the end is anti-climax and dull. In fact, the narrator isn't even there for the real end and brushes over it in a few paragraphs. All this time, the reader has been waiting for Lisa's parents to recognize how sick she is. And, the author does the end no justice in his quick overview through what's been told to Betsy. Finally, the novel was slow and nothing ever really happened but once so that even though it was only 143 pages, I took forever to finish it because I never wanted to read it.
Three girls, Betsey, Mary Nell, and Elizabeth, are worried about their friend Lisa. Every day, she has a contrasting personality type to the day before. In fact, Lisa is scarily maniac-depressive. One day, she's bubbly and too loud in her speech; the next, she refuses to talk, sleeps with her eyes open all through class, and barely recognizes friends, food, or favorite activities. Quite a few times, she cries out for help to her parents. But, they refuse to listen even when she is found under a teacher's desk poking a safety pin into her skin The girls decide they'll help Lisa in any way they can until her parents realize something is very wrong. Mary Nell takes the initiative to begin a group therapy for Lisa. While the girls know nothing about psychiatry or what's wrong with their friend, they ban together to provide the best support they know: just being there.
With "Over 2 million copies sold" blasted across the front cover, I expected more from this novella. What I got was bland, slow-moving story whose ending was as disappointing as the end result of paint drying.

Monday, December 12

Trending Topic

I'm the kind of person who doesn't obsess with the most popular media craze at the time, waits a few years, then falls in love with it. And it's completely unintentional.
When I was a kid and the first Harry Potter movie was out, Voldemort drinking from the unicorn gave me nightmares, and I swore never to watch. It wasn't until the 4th movie came out that I fell in love with the series. And, I never read the books.
I swore to myself that I would never get into The Lord of the Rings. It just seemed so nerdy. But as my actor-face-recognizing horizon broadened, I realized that all these great names I loved were in these movies!!! Viggo Mortensen! Orlando Bloom! Elijah Wood! Sir Ian McKellen! Cate Blanchett! DANG IT! Now, I have to watch them! And, I loved them (like two years after the final film was released into theaters)... once I figured out that they were one continuous film in three parts. That was a surprise. I got to the end of The Fellowship of the Ring, and said, WTF?? What was that?
With Twilight, I was actually ahead of the times. I started reading the books right before the third one hit the shelves. By the time everyone had become obsessed and starting creating teams, I was over them.
The only crazy I haven't caught on is Star Trek... please, MAKE IT STOP!
But, now I've discovered another popular, cult-like television show that I swore I'd never watch. Lost! My latest actor obsession is Ian Somerhalder (as if you haven't noticed). And, he plays one of the main characters of the show... for now. I also have been curious about the show since I learned that Dominic Monaghan, an actor I love from The Lord of the Rings ironically enough, also has a prominent character.
I knew I wasn't going to like it. It was going to be too confusing; what would be the point? I'd just be lost, pun absolutely intended! But, it's completely different from what I'd expected! I feel bad now for the teasing I made against my fellow journalist Chase in high school. Now, that man was a true fan!! It was his favorite all-time show! I remember laughing when he said that it was good thing Lost was ending because he was going to college that fall. That cracked me up to no end!
So, here's why Lost is awesome (please forgive me for making general references to characters, I haven't learned all their names yet):
  1. Intelligence: Lost is incredibly intelligent! Each character brings something different to the table: a different characteristic, a different skill. There's no way these people can't survive on the island with all they have to offer.
  2. Being confused isn't as horrible as I thought it would be. I'm actually intensely curious about what's going to happen and what's causing trees to collapse like straws. 
  3. Ian Somerhalder and Dominic Monaghan! Amen!
  4. The Australian girl's accent is so cute! And, I'm interested to see what's going to happen when she has her baby.
  5. WHY IS THERE A POLAR BEAR ON THE ISLAND?
  6. WHO IS THIS FRENCH CHICK ON THE RADIO? I MUST FIND OUT!
  7. Convenience: all the episodes are on NetFlix
  8. More reasons to come... I'm only on episode 8 of season 1. I'm sure they'll be more reasons as the show progresses, and all the characters have been established. 

    Saturday, October 29

    41. Passion

    Book 41: Passion by Lauren Kate (A-)

    This is the third book in the Fallen series, and I was slightly disappointed by it. It had the same vibe and carried true to the mood of the first two Fallen books, but this one was so repetitive.
    Paul Bettany in the film Legion
    Lucinda Price has pieced together from books one and two that her life and the ones before that are part of a never-ending curse. Her lover, Daniel, is a fallen angel who finds her life after life when she reincarnates to the appropriate ages, pursues her love, then she dies in a fiery explosion during the age of 17. It has a Twilight ring to it with the way their love is endless, desperate, and slightly scary. But Luce is no Bella Swan. In Passion, she questions this love she feels for Daniel and the love Daniel has for her. Is it real? Is she being manipulated? Is Daniel's love for the current Lucinda a new love or the returning love from a Lucinda of the past? With the help of a mystical figure in the physical form of a stone gargoyle, Luce travels through "Announcers" to several of her past lives to unlock the key to the curse and find out how to change it. Daniel, in the meantime, pursues her always a minute too late and recollects old memories, old conversations, and pieces together his own puzzle. At the end, they meet in at the beginning - the fall of Lucifer.
    The ending was really the clincher for this novel. The description and thought put into Lucifer's Fall and the world of Heaven was beautiful and breathtaking. The beginning worked well too. But the middle... it was slow and repetitious. Chapter after chapter, the reader visits the past life of Luce and it's like the one you just read about. The gargoyle Bill steals her clothes that match the time period, she searches for her former self, she finds her former self, she finds the Daniel of the time, and tries to figure out what's going on. The only thing that really changes is where they are: Versailles, the Globe Theater, ancient Egypt...
    The only breather between Luce's lives was Daniel's chapters, but they were also the same. Still, Daniel is a much more interesting character to a 20-year-old girl like me who loves true romance and an ultimate romantic hero. And, he's a beautiful, pure angel to top it off! In Daniel's chapters, his character deepens past the worried lover of Luce's who refuses to explain anything. You learn about the pain he goes through with each of Luce's deaths and how his relationship with supporting character and dark angel Cam became so tense.
    Though Passion wasn't what I had hoped, I'm so happy some answers finally appeared. With the dark twist of an ending, I'm bouncing off the walls for the fourth and final novel, Rapture! It's coming out in 2012, and I can't wait!

    Friday, October 28

    Un-readables

    I pulled some novels off my book shelf that I'll more than likely never end up reading (at least any time soon)! We have:

    1. War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy

    2. The Jane Austin novels

    3. Fall of Giants by Kek Follet

    4. The Red Badge of Courage by Stephen Crane

    I want to read War and Peace, but no matter how hard I try... I can never it make it through. I bought The Red Badge of Courage at a secondhand store because it had a beautiful binding, and I'm shallow enough that I enjoy having classic titles on my bookshelf even when I haven't read them. The Ken Follet novel was a Christmas present that I asked for. I was completely unaware of how long or big it was!! The plan is to read it, but my hopes aren't high. The Jane Austin novels were a gift, which I loved because once again, they're beautifully bound and they're a matching set. Will I read them? I'm sorry, Jane Austin, you put me to sleep!
    What's on your shelf that you'll never read?

    Thursday, September 1

    1984 Book vs Movie

    After finishing the book, I sat down and watched the movie with Stuart via XBox Party mode. The movie stars John Hurt and the legendary Richard Burton, whom you all know I love from a previous novel post. Well... let me just say that compared to Orwell's amazing novel....

    THE MOVIE SUCKED!


    Monday, July 18

    25. Water for Elephants

    Book 25: Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen (A)

    What a beautiful, romantic story filled with vivid detail, crazy action, laughs, and a plot you fall in love with.
    When Morgan and I went to see the recently released movie starring Robert Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon, I was in tears at the end. The movie was fantastic, and I knew I had to read the book! It wasn't an disappointment.
    Jacob and Rosie
    Jacob Jankowski looks back on his life as he daydreams in his nursing home to the most exciting part of his life: working for the Benzini Brothers Most Spectacular Show on Earth circus. After the unexpected death of his Polish parents, Jacob leaves Cornell on the day of his final exams and wanders down to the railroad where he hops on the train of the traveling circus. What he doesn't realize is that he joins the show during its final year, the year that made it famous for all the wrong reasons!
    Jacob becomes the circus vet and bull man when Benzini Brothers pick up Rosie, the at-first-glance stupid elephant. Jacob is the key to bringing money back to the circus when he discovers that Rosie isn't stupid; she only understands Polish! Scandals arise as men continuously disappear from town to town from being "redlighted" or thrown off the train, and Jacob falls in love with the wife of a dangerous man. From town to town, the circus arrives to bring joy to families suffering from The Great Depression. But back stage, the circus is dark, scandalous, and dangerous!
    What a read! Readers fall in love with Jacob, the love of his life Marlena, the performing midget with a bad attitude Walter/Kinko and his Jack Russel, and the sweetest Polish elephant in the world Rosie. It is a brilliant summer read, over 400 pages of having a day at the circus with popcorn, cotton candy, wild animals, and outrageous tricks!
    If you don't want to ruin the movie for yourself, I suggest seeing the movie first then reading the book. The book's prologue practically tells the end of the story and what happens to one of the major characters. See the movie first for the surprise ending then read the story to get all the details the 2-hour movie had to leave out!

    Tuesday, July 5

    23. Furious Love

    Book 23: Furious Love: Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton, and the Marriage of the Century by Sam Kashner & Nancy Schoenberger (A+)

    Wow! What a book!!
    Cleopatra
    I actually read this biography of the great marriages of Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton as research. I'm writing my second fiction novel and as I've always been captivated by the Taylor/Burton romance as seen in Cleopatra, I am basing the two main characters' love affair off events and circumstances from the "Liz-n-Dick Show." Theirs (Taylor and Burton's) is a duo romance, a real love between Elizabeth and Richard and the public persona and dog-and-pony show of Liz and Dick. It is a beautiful, raw, but tragic heartbreaking romance that would have survived except for fame, paparazzi, and booze!
    Written because of Taylor's worry "that Richard Burton's name and legacy were in danger of being forgotten..." after a theatre major told the authors she was shocked to know that Elizabeth Taylor had been married to the eccentric director Tim Burton (439)! ...Um, no dear! Go back to school!
    The beginning of "Le Scandale"
    The story begins with the 1960's classic epic Cleopatra, a film that was doomed from the moment Elizabeth Taylor signed on to the picture. Taylor's never-ending health issues halted production, causing the her two main co-stars playing Cesaer and Mark Antony to be recast due to scheduling conflicts.
    In came Richard Burton, the Welsh man who drank like his own soul was dying of thirst yet who could recite Shakespeare in his epic voice even though he was completely sloshed. Who could have known that by the newcomer Burton signing onto the motion picture would change celebrity and fame forever?! Their love affair shocked the world, had fans clawing for them in surging mobs, and was even condemned by the Vatican!
    The sadness of it all is Burton's constant downfall. His battle with alcohol never ended no matter how many doctors told him he'd kill himself with the drinking he was doing every day starting after breakfast. Taylor's constant ailing health was such a strain on their marriages and his heart because, as you read, he truly loved her. Then, he held himself responsible for his favored brother's accident that left the older brother-turned-father-role-model paralyzed and eventually led to his death. Add on top of all that the constant hounding of fans, paparazzi, and shutterbugs who couldn't get enough of the couple. Arguably one of the greatest actors, particularly because of his resounding Welsh voice, drank himself to death because of personal guilt and an overwhelming lifestyle that eventually even he couldn't top.
    The book is a sincere and truthful account from various sources, including the late Dame Elizabeth Taylor herself, about the affair, the marriage, the divorce, the second marriage, and the second divorce. It is filled with much detail and interesting facts that never leave the reader bored... but how could one be reading about the never not exciting Taylor/Burton romance??
    If you enjoy biographies, check out Furious Love. It is an eye-opening account of Hollywood's first mega couple!
    Works Cited:
    Kasner, Sam & Schoenberger, Nancy. Furious Love: 
    Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton, and the Marriage of the Century. 
    New York: HarperCollins Publishers, 2010. Print

    Saturday, June 18

    21. The Art of Racing in the Rain

    Book 21: The Art of Racing in the Rain by Garth Stein (A++)

    First of all.... GO OUT AND GET THIS BOOK NOW!!!!! IT IS AMAZING!!!
    Now with that said, here's why:
    Told from the viewpoint of a lab mix named Enzo, the reader watches the makings and times of Enzo's family. At the brink of his death, Enzo describes living among this family and how when he dies, he expects to turn into a man... his one true wish... based off a TV show he saw on Mongolia. Denny, his master, is a "minor league" race car driver looking for work. He has the amazing ability of racing a car while it's raining while everyone else crashes and burns. He acquires a wife, a beautiful woman named Eve. Together, they bring home a baby girl named Zoe, whom Enzo protects to the very end. Tragedy strikes, and Eve falls ill with a brain tumor. After her death, Eve's parents sue for custody of Zoe saying they have better means of providing for her. A three year battle ensues while being told through the eyes of an amazingly intellectual and intuitive dog.
    I must say that the antagonist grandparents... I seriously want them to jump out of the pages of the book and appear before me just so I can punch them in the face!! Those rats!!! How dare they try to take a little girl away from her father!! It was sincerely heartbreaking to read about Zoe playing with her toys and repeating meaningless chants her grandparents had coached into her head to explain that everything "will be okay."
    Enzo is a wonderful narrator full of spunk, sarcasm, humor, and sincerity. His one mission is life is to protect his family. His one dream is to become a man and use opposable thumbs.
    When trying to prove that man's closest relative is the dog and not the monkey, he says, "Case-in-Point #2: The Werewolf
    "The full moon rises. The fog clings to the lowest branches of the spruce trees. The man steps out of the darkest corner of the forest and finds himself transformed into... A monkey? I think not" (20)!
    The book really demonstrates how when a dog's family goes through tragedy or stress, it affects the dog too. Just because they don't have a soul or the logical thinking of a human being doesn't mean they don't feel just as strongly as we do.
    Here, Enzo explains pain when Eve begins experiencing the telling migraines of the brain tumor: "The intensity and arbitrary nature of Eve's affliction was far beyond Denny's grasp. The wailings, the dramatic screaming fits, the falling on the floor in fits of anguish. These are things that only dogs and women understand because we tap into the pain directly, we connect to pain directly from its source, and so it is at once brilliant and brutal and clear, like white hot metal spraying out of a fire hose, we can appreciate the aesthetic while taking the worst of it straight in the face. Men, on the other hand, are all filters and deflectors and timed release... They have no idea that the manifestation of their affliction... is merely a symptom, an indication of a systemic problem... Suppressing the symptom does nothing but force the true problem to express itself on a deeper level at some other time" (62-63).
    The book was amazing, descriptive, heart-warming, and raw. And of course as with all animal novels, I cried at the end. You can always foresee the ending of a book with an animal as the main character. Like Marley & Me and Where the Red Fern Grows, the humans continue with their lives and the animals pass on. The same holds true with Enzo's life, yet this time the reader knew from Chapter 1 that Enzo was going to die as he knows it is time and Denny even schedules a non-round trip visit to the vet. Still what's amazing here is that while the dog dies, the story continues for just a chapter more........ Read it!!! You'll love it!!
    Works Cited:
    Stein, Garth. The Art of Racing in the Rain. 
    New York: HarperCollins, 2008. Print.

    Thursday, June 16

    20. Silence of the Lambs

    Book 20: Silence of the Lambs by Thomas Harris (A-)

    Wow, the author of this book should be locked up with the psychos that he writes about. He has a scary mind! To come up with a character like Hannibal Lector... or Buffalo Bill... seriously?! And, he's written many of these Lector novels. He's got to be at least partially psychotic! The novel absolutely terrified me! I had to stop reading it when I was home alone or when it got dark because it was just too chilling!
    FBI trainee Clarice Starling is called upon to interview the infamous cannibal psychiatrist Hannibal Lector in the hopes of gaining answers from the minds of criminals to assist in solving current FBI cases. Instead, Lector sees right through Starling and helps her find the FBI's current number 1, Buffalo Bill. Bill is parading around the country killing girls with a shot to the head then skinning them before dumping them in various rivers off highways. Lector knows all about Bill. Lector himself was sitting in prison because of eating Bill's boyfriend's liver along with various other patients. If Starling only plays Lector's game, he'll give her the information she wants and hopefully before the next victim gets skinned.
    Sicked. Twisted. Undeniably frightening. This is the book that gives adults nightmares.
    It was extremely well-written. The facts seem to be in order, and the overall majority of the book seems plausible. I had only one problem with it and that was the ending was drawn out and went on a bit. Either that or the rest of the book took a bit to get anywhere so it seemed the ending took forever to wrap up because I was tired of reading the story. The story is fast-paced. It's just a lot to take in! Probably one of the more complicated books I've read.
    If you like thrillers, read this book. If you want a quick recap of the book, rent the movie where Jodi Foster breathes through the majority of her lines and Anthony Hopkins will leaving you crying for a mental facility so you can be locked up from him. And if it's possible, the book is significantly creepier than the movie! ...Actually, make that the movie trailer is scarier than BOTH!